Your little spoon? Girl I’d be your whole kitchen.
DO YOU EVER GET REALLY FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF YOU KNEW YOUR IDOLS PERSONALLY THEN YOU WOULD LITERALLY BE BEST FRIENDS WITH THEM NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMOUS BUT BECAUSE YOU’D GENUINELY GET ON REALLY WELL BUT YOU KNOW YOU’LL NEVER GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM AND IT SOUL DESTROYING
SOMEONE FINALLY FUCKING SAID IT
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
I may not have the softest touch
I may not say the words as such
Though I may not look like much
Though my edges may be rough
I’ll never feel I’m quite enough
It may not seem like very much
But I’m yours