calvinmcfly:

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

(Source: eggfucked)

saypussy-again:

Your little spoon? Girl I’d be your whole kitchen.

amazingplnil:

tyler-and-troye:

DO YOU EVER GET REALLY FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF YOU KNEW YOUR IDOLS PERSONALLY THEN YOU WOULD LITERALLY BE BEST FRIENDS WITH THEM NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMOUS BUT BECAUSE YOU’D GENUINELY GET ON REALLY WELL BUT YOU KNOW YOU’LL NEVER GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM AND IT SOUL DESTROYING 

SOMEONE FINALLY FUCKING SAID IT

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.